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Marching Jodies

Running Jodies

A-10 Pilot

A-10 Pilot, A-10 Pilot where have you been
Around the world and back again

A-10 Pilot, A-10 Pilot, how did you go?
In my hog, low and slow

A-10 Pilot, A-10 Pilot what did you see?
A sea of commies under me

A-10 Pilot, A-10 Pilot what did you do?
I pulled the trigger and had a Bar-B-Que

A-10 Pilot, A-10 Pilot how’d you get back?
By the seat of my pants and a parchute strap

Lefty, Right, Left

Left, left, lefty, right, left
Keep, keep, keep it in step
Your right a left
Your lefty right left
Your right a left
Move up to double time
We do it all the time
We’re cruisin’ double time

Airborne Ranger

You can hear the choppers comin’
A way over head
They’re comin’ for the wounded
They’re comin’ for the dead

Airborne Ranger

My buddy’s in foxhole
A bullet in his head
The medic said he’d be alright
But I know he’s dead

Airborne Ranger

My father fought in Europe
My brother in Vietnam
Now I’m gonna get my chance
Against a man named Saddam
 
Airborne Ranger

Long Distance Daddy


Momma and Papa were layin’ in bed
Papa rolled over and this is what he said
"Gimme some"
PT
Good for you
Good for me
Up in the morning with the rising sun
Gonna run all day til the runnin’s done
Mile one
Havin’ fun
Mile two
Good for you
Mile three
Good for me
Mile four
Want some more
Mile five
I feel alive
Mile six
Just for kicks
Mile seven
This is heaven
Mile eight
This is great
Mile nine
Feelin’ fine
Mile ten
Do it again

Count Cadence (USAF)

For this jody, the person calling it calls every other line. The lines with asterisks are what the flight echoes in response.

Count Cadence, delayed cadence, USAF cadence, count
*U
I can’t hear you
*S
Keep your shoulders back
*Air
Keep your head up high
*Force
Let me hear you cry
*U
Little louder
*S
Little prouder
*Air
Much better
*Force
All together
* U-S AIR FORCE, U-S AIR FORCE
* ROLL TIDE, ROLL TIDE

PT Granny

When my granny was 91
She did PT just for fun
When my granny was 92
She did PT better than you

Chorus:
She was motivated
Stimulated
Dedicated
Invigorated
The meanest thing
I’ve ever seen

When my granny was 93
She did PT better than me
When my granny was 94
She did PT more and more

Chorus

When my granny was 97
She up and died and went to Heaven
When my granny was 98
She met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

Chorus

When she met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
He said "Drop and gimme 10 for being late"
She knuckled down, buckled down, cranked out 10
St. Peter barked "Better do’em again"

Chorus

Everywhere We Go

Everywhere we go>
People wanna know
Who we are
So we tell them

We’re not the Army
Ground Poundin’ Army

We’re not the Navy
Deck swabbing Navy

We’re not the Marine Corps
Jarhead Marine Corps

We’re not the Coast Guard
Lazy, lazy Coast Guard

We are the Air Force
Mighty, mighty Air Force

1 2 3 4
United States Air Force

1 2 3 4
I love the Air Force

When I Get to Heaven
 
When I get to Heaven
St. Peter’s gonna say
How’d you make your money
How’s you earn your pay

I’ll reply just a little bit bolder
Spent my life makin’ commies grow colder

Chorus:
I’m not the butcher, but the butcher man’s son
I’ll be the butcher ‘til the butcher man come


*Repeat above, substituting each verse

2. I’ll respond just a little bit prouder
Spent my life filling barrels full of powder

3. I’ll reply as he stares at me
I sent’em to you with an F-15

4. I’ll yell back just to see if he can hack it
I filled ‘em up with a full metal jacket

I’ll reply as I turn around
I guess I might as well head on down

F-4 Pilot

My daddy was a pilot
He was a good on too
He flew the F-4 Phantom
My daddy was so true

F-4 Pilot

He flew in Southeast Asia
He fought the View Cong
They said he’d never falter
My daddy was so strong

F-4 Pilot

He climbed in to the cockpit
And closed the canopy
He lit the afterburners
And said good-bye to me

F-4 Pilot

The mission was a hard one,
With bogeys everywhere
Death was almost certain
My daddy didn’t care

F-4 Pilot

He came in low and screaming
He came in hard and fast
He took a direct SAM hit
His F-4 didn’t last

F-4 Pilot

My daddy’s dead and gone now
He’s just a memory
He is the best example
Of what a man should be

F-4 Pilot

C-130

Airborne, airborne have you heard
I’m goin’ up in a big ol’ bird
C-130 rollin’ down the strip
Air Force daddy gonna take a little trip
Jump up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and scream AIR FORCE
If that chute don’t open wide
I’ve got a reserve by my side
And if that chute don’t blossom round
I’ll be the first one to the ground
If die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my momma I did my best

The Four Winds

One day my father said to me
Boy what you wanna be
I want a team that’s tride and true
I wanna wear the Air Force blue

Chorus:
So let ‘em blow, let ‘em blow
Let the Four Winds blow
From the East to the West
Air Force is the best

The night was cold, the ground was wet
They put us on a shiny jet
And when the plane hit the ground
Air Force was all around

Chorus

And in the middle of the fight
I looked over to my right
There he lay on the ground
My buddy fell without a sound

Chorus

We fought so hard with all our might
We fought for what we thought was right
God, country, family
Protecting our democracy

Chorus

And when the battle it was won
Air Force was number one
And then the General bowed his head
For all the wounded and the dead

Chorus

Hey, Hey

Hey, Hey we’re gonna fly
Fly all day ‘til the day we die

Flying up, Flying down
Flying up, Flying around

When we get just a little bit bored
Then we’re gonna fly some more

Hey, Hey we’re gonna run
Run all day ‘til the runnin’s done

Runnin’ there, Runnin’ here
Runnin’ far, Runnin’ near

When we get just a little bit bored
Then we’re gonna run some more

Hey There Soldier 

Hey there soldier
Where have you been
I’ve been to Lexington *
Fighting for liberty
Dying for freedom

Hey there soldier
Where have you been
I’ve been to Bunker Hill
I’ve been to Lexington
Fighting for liberty
Dying for freedom


*add in the following lines accordingly

I’ve been to Antietam
I’ve been to Germany
I’ve been to Korea
I’ve been to Vietnam
I’ve been to Kuwait

 

I Want To Go Home

They say that in the Air Force, the coffee’s mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine

Chorus: Gee Mom, I wanna go
             But they won’t let me go
             Home--------- hey! (**Carry the "oh" in Home)

They say that in the Air Force the dougnut’s mighty fine
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine

Chorus

They say that in the Air Force, the chicken’s mighty fine
One jumped off the table and started markin’ time

Chorus

They say that in the air force the girls are mighty fine
They look like Phyllis diller, and walk like Frankenstein

Chorus

They say that in the air Force the pay is mighty fine
They give a hundred dollars and take back 99

Chorus

 

Summer of ’69

(To the tune "When Johnny comes Marching Home")

They issued me an M16, Hurrah, Hurrah
They issued me an M16, Hurrah, Hurrah
They issued me an M16,
But didn’t issue a magazine—
We’ll all be dead by the summer of ’69
The summer of ’69

They issued me a bayonet, Hurrah, Hurrah
They issued me a bayonet, Hurrah, Hurrah
They issued me a bayonet,
But they haven’t taught me to use it yet
We’ll all be dead by the summer of ’69
The summer of ’69


(Repeat in same style as above verses)

They issued me a .45
In the hopes that I’ll stay alive

They issued me a body bag
Just in case I get fragged

 

Wild Donkeys

I gotta dog, dog’s a hound
Don’t you kick my hound around
When you go downtown
Don’t you kick my hound around
Wild donkeys on my farm

I know a guy, guy named Earl
He’s in the Navy he’s a girl
When you go downtown
Don’t you kick ol’ Earl around
My hound around
Wild donkeys on my farm

I know a guy, guy name Bob
He likes to eat his corn on the cob
When you go downtown
Don’t you kick ol’ Bob around
Ol’ Earl around
My hound around
Wild donkeys on my farm

 


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